Jay

sheabutterbitch:

oshuns:
communistcoppola:
tweet of the year
…oh…my…god…
Wow

spookyassniall:

“hey since you’re up can u-“ *sits down*

volanus:

primeribofamerica:
ITS TOO EARLY
Its never too early to jingle your bells

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:
prettyboyshyflizzy:
theanimangagirl:
myfriendscallmemaury:
uberfaenatic:
starkinglyhandsome:
cloudyobsession:
yourlocalpsychopath:
randomthingieshere:
abbysrwk:
paradoxsocks:
merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
gallifreyanprincess:
merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
pizzaforpresident:
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world

shouldnt:

Do you think Santa is starting to regret giving all those naughty kids coal now that global warming is threatening his home?

fuckyeahgracebaldwin:

stoar-punk:
trashpunx:
shit-in-yer-cereal:
tastefullyoffensive:
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
how is he not fired
I want to be Shane’s friend.
I aspire to be Shane
The albertsons one is golden haha

ectoboys:

Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it
She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much